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Every past issue, complete and sealed — the full envelope, mystery included. Limited copies. Once they're gone, that chapter's closed.

Floating Post Issue 001 contents — May 2026, sold out
Issue 001 May 2026

Fifty printed. Then the design changed. These are the only ones that exist.

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Floating Post Issue 002 contents — June 2026
Issue 002 June 2026

The one with the dog-sneeze fortune. Good luck, apparently. 🐶

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Floating Post Issue 003 contents — July 2026
Issue 003 July 2026

The one with the shoe fortune. See if yours came true. 👠

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Floating Post Issue 004 contents — August 2026
Issue 004 August 2026

The one where I finally explain where "Floating Boobs" came from. 🍎

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Floating Post Issue 001 contents — May 2026, sold out

Floating Post — Issue 001
May 2026

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Floating Post Issue 002 contents — June 2026

Floating Post — Issue 002
June 2026

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 Floating Post Issue 003 contents — July 2026

Floating Post — Issue 003
July 2026

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 Floating Post Issue 004 contents — August 2026

Floating Post — Issue 004
August 2026

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